"We" are a supersecret organization of highly intelligent, extremely good looking, and overall cool people.
For years we have been opressed by the hideously disfigured and malignant PU's. We have finally decided to band
together and work towards a better future for all SPUDs. Focus groups and market research led us to conclude that
the best way to improve our lot is to achieve
Total World Domination through footwear confiscation.
The Prime Target